Rules: Followers send a number to your ask and you write a drabble using that sentence/prompt in your piece. Try to keep up! Expect a TON of requests!
- Take the long way around
- Can you shut up for five minutes, please???
- He’s been gone for quite a while
- I can’t see anything.
- I heard a noise.
- Scary movies are for chumps.
- You’ve gone to the bathroom fifty times today.
- The floor is lava.
- Where’s my food?
- I bet you feel like an artist
- Did you ever clean the attic?
- Can I be of assistance?
- Get out of the way before I murder you.
- I think you forgot who wears the pants in this relationship
- You’re breaking my heart, babe.
- Cry me a river.
- Build a bridge.
- Get over it.
- Another credit card?!
- It’s just rain, you aren’t gonna melt!
- When’s the last time YOU cleaned the bathroom?
- I don’t know why I married you.
- Have you ever lied to me?
- If I trip over one more of your shoes, I’m throwing them all away.
- Aren’t you supposed to be the adult?
- I’m stuck! Help me!
- I swear, I’m not scared.
- What do you think a cupholder is for?
- You know when your phone buzzes, it means I’m trying to talk to you, right?
- Turn that sh*t off!!!!
- When’s that last time we went on a date?
- I thought you didn’t like cats?
- The door’s locked.
- Remember when you were a kid and you ______ (insert memory)
- I’ll just tell your mom on you.
- I thought you were nice.
- I had a dream about you.
- I work pretty hard around here, but you get all the credit
- What color do you like better?
- Am I your husband or your taxi service?
- Take notes, sweetheart.
- This is where you impress me, right?
- Pick up lines only work when I’m drunk.
- I can’t believe you didn’t remember
- If that makes me a child, so be it.
- I could beat you up, you know that right?
- Would it kill you to help people?
- I bet you can’t go 24 hours without cussing.
- But, I said I love you.
- Is it just me or is cold as hell in here?
- I’m not weird, you’re just basic.
- Just sleep with one eye open, that’s all I’m saying
- Take off your shirt.
- Why’s there a pregnancy test in the trash?
- Way to go, kid.
- I found the candles, we’ll be alright.
- We could get struck by lightning, but you want to kiss in the rain.
- You’re never this quiet, what’s wrong?
- …or we could make out….
- I said “I HAVE AN IDEA!”
- Down the hall, second door on the left.
- I warned you. He warned you. Your freaking mom warned you.
- Sit still, for the love of all that is Holy.
- Are you even human?
- We’ll talk later.
- K.
- I’m afraid.
- I thought there was time.
- Can you just leave me alone?
- I’ll carry it.
- We’re not ‘fine’.
- Are you really taking his side right now?
- I like proving you wrong.
- Girls can’t drive, plain and simple.
- Who are you?
- I think you need stitches
- Must be a coincidence
- Can you be romantic for once?
- This is your fault by the way.
- Nothing bad is going to happen, baby, I promise.
- Excuse me for falling in love with you.
- I have fans. More fans than you to be exact.
- I paid for half and you ate three-quarters.
- I knew you’d be mad.
- If you die, I’m going to kill you.
- You’ve never smoked anything in your life.
- You gave me a black eye.
- Stop looking at me like that, weirdo.
- What if it sinks?
- Birds can’t fly without wings.
- Sorry I’m protective over the things I love.
- That SOOO classifies as a date.
- No backsies.
- You’re an idiot. I married an idiot.
- I never liked it, I lied.
- Remember, we have to get up early tomorrow.
- Are you trying to flirt? Because, you’re embarrassing yourself.
- Remember when we were dating and you _____
- Be brave, sweetheart.
- I’m sorry, but that was adorable.
- You don’t hate me, quit lying to yourself.
- You hear that? That’s the sound of my awesomeness.
- She’s my daughter, I can read her diary.
- That’s a fact, Jack.
- Actually, I couldn’t care less.
- I try my best.
- Doesn’t make a difference to me anyways.
- I’m glad you’re mine.
- You look pretty good for your age.
- You passed out for like an hour.
- Delete it. Now.
- You’re a jerk.
- Are you high?
- No, you’re MY bitch.
- Ew ew ew. You’re so gross.
- Spare change for the poor and lonely.
- She’s 6, how can she scare you?
- When’s the last time we ______
- He’s spoiled rotten.
- I can’t stay long.
- There’s nothing we can do.
- Do you ever stop smiling?
- Step aside and watch a pro.
- Never give him stuff like that!
- You’re the one who left it laying around.
- I’m a lucky girl. I’ll admit that.
- Teach me how to play?
- It’s called a prank.
- Well, you’re a prick.
- Good, I hope you feel bad.
- You have cold, you’re not dying.
- I have reasons. You wouldn’t get it.
- I hope you have a cold shower.
- You don’t mean that.
- Sing to me, please.
- Did you enjoy yourself last night?
- Why do they behave for you?
- Stop making your own rules.
- Don’t open an umbrella in the house.
- You know what happens when you assume things.
- That’s open for discussion.
- Oh, what a shocker, you have an excuse.
- Be serious for two minutes, please.
- I cheated.
- What’s the biggest lie you ever told?
- Pillows are over-rated.
- Zombies aren’t real, I promise.
- Are we lost or do you know where we are?
- We started with one and now we have seven. You have no chill.
- *Make up your own*
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