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Posted on Monday, 27 February 2017 Source the-witch-daddy Via the-witch-daddy

I AM SICK OF THE SAME OLD SMUT IN FANFICS

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I’m tired of smut just being porn star worthy, professional, distant fucking

give me fic smut where the characters are new and awkward and ‘oh my god am I doing this right?’ and 'no, oh my fuck you don’t put it there’

give me fic smut where the characters are crying but not like 'that’s good dick’ crying or 'shit that hurts’ crying but rather 'oh my god I love this person more than life and we’re so close right now’ crying, gimme some of that full out bawling

give me fic smut where it’s all a joke and they’re doing anything they can to purposefully kill the mood just to make the other one laugh

give me fic smut where they’re trying things out and maybe things don’t go as planned but they keep going anyway and have a good time

give me fic smut where the characters are literally teasing each other the whole time, but not like sexually teasing but more like insults that are their way of flirting like 'ow you bit my tongue, nice going you clumsy asshole’ and 'fuck you, I made you spaghetti and this is the thanks I get?’

give me fic smut where they laugh, be it because one of them did something funny/embarrassing or because they’re just happy????

like can people in smut fics be more than attracted to each other and not just sex machines with their only priority being fucking???

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  10. tinymacaroni said: @flootzavut aaaaaaa omg i hope it lives up to expectations lmao 😅
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  14. flootzavut said: TINYMACARONI I DOWNLOADED YOUR GERALT CAN’T GET IT UP FIC THE OTHER DAY AND I AM EXCITED TO READ IT I absolutely adore takes on “how to sex when erections won’t happen” I’ve written it several times myself and I was genuinely like 👀 when I saw your fic. Thank for for inadvertently reminding me via your tags that it’s waiting to be read!
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